Mars-Earth Trade and Logistics
Interplanetary trade starts here. Eventually.
“We’ll be first for a while.”
-President Francis J. Mitchell
Welcome to METaL –
At METaL, we’re not just thinking about the future—we’re trying to get ahead of it. Founded in 2025, we are the earliest established (though not necessarily earliest trading) Earth-Mars logistics company. Our mission? To build the foundation for interplanetary trade, ensuring that when the first shipments from Mars arrive, we’ll be ready to profit from them.
While technology hasn’t quite caught up with our ambitions, we remain confident, persistent, and slightly delusional in our pursuit of making Martian exports a reality. In the meantime, explore our futuristic (but totally real) merchandise, invest in a shipping empire that doesn’t exist yet, and join us in shaping a business that will one day say, “We told you so.”
Interplanetary Trade Starts Here. (Eventually.)
Martian Made Products
*Available subject to major technological advancements in rocket technology and establishment of Martian supply chain.
Martian Steel Cutlery
*May cause radiation flavouring.
Olympus Mons Ceramics
Microwave friendly 80% of the time.
Red Planet Jewelry
Not rated safe for Humans. (Yet).
Earth Made Products
For pioneers of interplanetary trade, decades ahead of schedule.
‘I supported interplanetary trade before it was a thing’ T-Shirt
£15
Perfect for anyone who wants to be astronomically ahead of the curve. Features bold text and our METaL logo, because nothing says visionary investor like backing a business that technically can’t operate yet.
Available in Earth gravity only. Martian editions pending lighter materials.
‘First Earth-Mars Supply Chain’ Mug
£8
A sturdy ceramic mug featuring a highly scientific timeline:
☑️ Company Founded (2025)
⬜ First Martian Product Arrives (????)
⬜ Profits (???????)
Enjoy your morning coffee while contemplating the vastness of time and space.
‘Shipping Estimate: 2040’
Tote Bag
£12
Stylish, practical, and an excellent reminder that patience is a virtue. Carries your groceries and the weight of waiting for Mars-Earth logistics to become viable.